Cratering

Hopefully some of you wise financial types were smart enough to short RadioShack stock. If the humiliating CEO Resume scandal and response from the eunuchs on the Board of Directors wasn't enough, fourth-quarter earnings were so far in the toilet as to necessitate a "turnaround plan." It would require Jacques Cousteau, two Bathyspheres, a gross of underwater light cannons, and an Ohio-class nuclear submarine to see my stock options.